Quantum Physics

Today I watched a man with a doctorate in quantum physics attempt to teach music to kindergartners. It made me feel smart. It made the children feel sleepy. Smiderman and Superfly were out of their minds with boredom and kept giving me looks that could only say, "Why do you hate us so much? I barely know my name and now I have to listen to this schmo wax poetic about the bassoon!?!?" I just smiled awkwardly at the sub and wondered what had gone so wrong in his life that he was now working as a substitute teacher.

Only a day and a half left until spring break and I couldn't be more excited. I think I'm going to Colorado and I'm certain that I'm going to be very productive. My new gluten free diet seems to be helping a lot with my pain and while it is (very) time consuming the rewards are greater than the sacrifices (California Pizza kitchen bread).

Now I need to go so I can turn off this creepy IFC movie and tuck myself into bed.