Another interesting thing about work today was that it was 'Go Red' day. I'm well acquainted with this cause since I participated in an annual fashion show for when I was in school. I chose to wear a red knit top from Banana Republic and a red felt bow from Prude and Prudence. Here is what some other people chose to wear:
1. One individual decided 'Go Red' means go freaking ape sh*t and spray paint your hair red. There was paint dribbling down her face even in the morning and by the afternoon her face was literally covered with red paint...so were her hands. It gave new meaning to, "Jesus loves the little children...red and yellow, black and white..." I always wondered where these red and yellow people were.
2. Another individual wore a beautiful red punjabi - accessorized with a glittery,light up, heart necklace. Oh me oh my, your ugly necklace hurts my eye.
3. One lady made the unfortunate choice of red shirt, khaki pants. I hope she wasn't planning on going to Target on her way home. (Ok so maybe my year as a Target employee influenced my opinion just a hair)
4. Lastly, one girl wore a red tie front shrug, a red dress, red leggings and red shoes. But what bothered me was that none of it went together. It was mostly just a conglomeration of all of her red apparel.
In closing, the moral of this story is that dressing like a crazy tomato does not help heart disease. People suffering from heart disease do not need to be shocked by people's bad taste. If anything, it could give them a heart attack.
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